Zeugma: Do you have any long (or sad) tails?

Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures in Wonderland illustrates zeugma (=punning) on the word 'tale':

"'Mine is a long and a sad tale!'" said the Mouse, turning to Alice, and sighing.

'It IS a long tail, certainly,' said Alice, looking down with wonder at the Mouse's tail; 'but why do you call it sad?'"

Ha!  That Carrol guy sure was punny!